Some people are dim

Me and Ruth had a conversation that went like this

Ruth: Why do you keep you apples in the fridge? [This was not an innuendo]

Me: Because it stops them from being floury.

Ruth: Why would you want to stop that? [At this point I stare at Ruth who is a vegan and want to rub my fur hat on her]

Me: What do you mean, Ruth? Are you crazy and disgusting?

Ruth: There's a certain red apple that is nice when it is fluffy on the inside.

Oh my god, I want to be sick. I tell her that she is definitely crazy and disgusting and that this kind kind of apple is a Crapple. And that when a braeburn is involved, it is a brae-burn's victim. The worst culprit is Golden so-unDelicious if i was that apple's mother I would give it up for adoption.

A bad apple - a crapple - it ruins my week. Sometimes I wonder if apples are worth the risk. They are, but it's a close call.